I’m a simple mother-fucker. I like my beer cold. I like my wings hot. I like my sex graphic. See? Simple. Maybe that’s why I dig Sue’s pictorial from Errotica. A bed. A beautiful woman staring right through the camera into my simple man-brain. Wait. That came out wrong…
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Tags: Polinaria? Sure. Why the hell not?
Feb 12th, 2010 Posted by Jack Burton | No Comments
“Polinaria” is MeatBazooka for intense yum. Am I wrong?
Come Hither
Feb 9th, 2010 Posted by Miss Kingsley | No Comments
Okay, Jack and I have kept Carlie to ourselves long enough. It’s time to let you drool over X-Art’s latest pictorial too. Seriously. She’s sexy as fuck.
Angelina returns. Jack perspires.
Feb 4th, 2010 Posted by Jack Burton | No Comments
FemJoy’s Angelina will brighten your day. Or give you an erection. True story.
Style is everything
Jan 26th, 2010 Posted by Miss Kingsley | No Comments
This feature is hot. Because Miss Kingsley said so.
Her Royal Hiney
Jan 22nd, 2010 Posted by Miss Kingsley | No Comments
What’s behind our fascination with royalty? They’re just normal people, right? Obviously not, silly! I mean, why else would I spend an entire Saturday on the couch watching Monarchy: The Royal Family at Work just to see how the Queen receives guests and drinks her tea? Hypothetically speaking, of course.
Ariel wants you to be part of her world
Jan 14th, 2010 Posted by Miss Kingsley | No Comments
Growing up I loved the movie The Little Mermaid. I would watch it over and over again wishing I could be like Princess Ariel. She had it all: a beautiful voice, a seashell bra, flowing red hair, and, of course, Sebastian. She was awesome.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
Jan 13th, 2010 Posted by Miss Kingsley | 1 Comment
Enter Keisha’s eerie and sexy fantasy world.
Stevie forces Jack to invent a new word: breathtakmerizingful
Jan 11th, 2010 Posted by Jack Burton | No Comments
Stevie is a pretty girl. Seriously.
Mirror envy
Jan 7th, 2010 Posted by Jack Burton | No Comments
Depending on where it calls home, being a mirror might not be such a bad gig. Granted, location is key. Hanging on a wall in some dingy truck stop bathroom wouldn’t necessarily make for a pleasant viewing experience. Unless you’re into that sort of thing. Spending your days reflecting back Indira’s lovely image, on the [...]
