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Mar 16th, 2010 Posted by Jack Burton | No Comments
Because nothing flies off the shelf like a celebrity sex doll, adult novelty manufacturer Pipedream (company motto: Making powerful enemies, one blow up doll at a time) has just released the Take Home Tiger Love Doll. I’m not making this up. There’s a blow up doll. In the likeness of Tiger Woods. Oh Pipedream. Thank [...]
Porn Detection Stick? How about a Mind Your Own Business Stick?
Mar 5th, 2010 Posted by Jack Burton | No Comments
As if everyone isn’t already up in everyone’s business, along comes a company named Paraben and their handy-dandy Porn Detection Stick. Everyone can relax! Paraben’s here to rescue us from all those hidden porn pictures on our hard drive. Gee. Thanks.
France. Officially not fucking around.
Mar 1st, 2010 Posted by Jack Burton | No Comments
You can say what you want about France (and most people do), but contrary to popular opinion, they’re not the meek little pushovers everyone likes to make them out to be. They’re more egocentric than Americans, something scientists still can’t quite prove is mathematically possible. They’re certainly sexier than Americans. And they’re sure as shit [...]
MeatBazooka twits! Tweets? Twats? We’ll go with twats.
Feb 26th, 2010 Posted by admin | 1 Comment
Being dragged, kicking and screaming into the social network scene of 2010 wasn’t as bad as it sounds. By God if these two are doing it, we really need to get with the program. And so MeatBazooka emerges, alertly, albeit reluctantly, and states: Which fucking verb do we have to use?
So join, follow, and as [...]
Wal-Mart dumps porn. World shocked. And awed.
Feb 25th, 2010 Posted by Jack Burton | No Comments
Wal-Mart. Protecting our children. Unless they’re Chinese.
Finally. Safe sex has a cool ad campaign.
Feb 24th, 2010 Posted by Miss Kingsley | No Comments
Condoms are like taxes. No one really likes them, we’d rather forget about them, but all hell would break loose without them. So how does one market condoms? I mean, think about it. You have to be pretty creative to come up with ways to entice the masses to buy your brand of love gloves. [...]
Fucking a porn star means never having to say you’re sorry
Feb 18th, 2010 Posted by Jack Burton | No Comments
Unless you live under a rock (If you do, my apologies. I’m sure it’s lovely) I’m going to go ahead and assume you’re familiar with Tiger Woods and the whole infidelity thing. If you’re not, I’ll sum it up. Basically the nerdy black kid who’s crazy domineering father forced him to play golf before he [...]
Athletes are sex objects too
Feb 5th, 2010 Posted by Miss Kingsley | No Comments
The cover of Sports Illustrated’s Olympic Preview issue features skier Lindsey Vonn bent over as if she were, um… skiing? As with everything these days, the cover is stirring up controversy. The Huffington Post reports that “some are upset by the possibly sexually suggestive pose.” Who’s feathers are ruffled now?
WomenTalkSports.com makes the claim that “when [...]
American Apparel is having an ass contest.
Feb 3rd, 2010 Posted by Jack Burton | 1 Comment
American Apparel, like your mom, is no stranger to sexually charged controversy. From being accused of promoting rape to being sued by Woody Allen for “ruining his reputation with its sleazy and infantile advertising” (Irony, thy name is Woody Allen), the Los Angeles-based clothing manufacturer isn’t afraid to push the boundaries. Of course, no one [...]
