I’m a gadget guy. I love toys. I crave a new iPhone. I want my own droid. I’m not talking about the phone, either. Yes. I’m a big nerd. On the other hand, I tend to push back against the “next cool thing.” I have never twitted. Tweeted? Twatted? Who gives a frog’s fat ass [...]
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Tags: Tiger’s Wood? Ohhhh I get it
Dec 11th, 2009 Posted by Jack Burton | No Comments
I’m not sure whether to file this under That Sure as Shit Didn’t Take Long or Wow That’s Wildly Fucking Inappropriate, but Monday (yeah, we’re a little behind here at MB) Adam & Eve Pictures announced they would be producing a video based on Tiger Woods and his recent extra-curricular activities.
Fake orgasms Playboy? Really?
Nov 20th, 2009 Posted by Jack Burton | No Comments
Remember a simpler time? Back when a woman’s orgasm was a mysterious thing? Did she? Didn’t she? Does it really matter? Good times, right? Wrong.
When Harry Met Sally set the benchmark for fake orgasms. As far as I’m concerned, once a joke is done to perfection, you really ought to just retire it. You’re never [...]
Violet Blue, Jenna Jameson, and Oprah talk sex
Nov 16th, 2009 Posted by admin | No Comments
If one were so inclined, to build the ultimate super-woman sexbot; a veritable automaton of female awesomeness if you will, one might consult a recipe of the following: equal parts Violet Blue, Oprah Winfrey, and Jenna Jameson. One might find that their Super-Woman Sexbot combines the best of all three: a ferocious blend of wicked [...]
Science grows new boobs
Nov 12th, 2009 Posted by Miss Kingsley | No Comments
Hey, ladies, check this out! Scientist have actually come up with a surgical technique to help women regrow their breasts after a mastectomy. Testing will start soon for this procedure which uses the patient’s own stem cells to regrow the breasts. How long does it take to grow a new boob? Scientist estimate it [...]
Lita Ford wants you to talk dirty to her
Nov 11th, 2009 Posted by Jack Burton | No Comments
Remember the 80s? I do. There was hair, and neon, and shoulder pads, and hair. Reagan was spoiling all that fun they talked about from the 60’s and 70’s. Michael J. Fox could sit still. What? Too soon?
LAUNCH PARTY BITCHES!
Nov 10th, 2009 Posted by admin | No Comments
Our official launch party is November 20th in Chicago! Come for the dildos, stay for the fun!
Nightline features condoms in porn
Nov 6th, 2009 Posted by Jack Burton | No Comments
ABC News “Nightline” will feature a story on the recent debate that’s resurfaced in the adult entertainment industry whether condoms should be mandatory for male performers. In 2004, adult performer Darren James contracted HIV, shutting the industry down for a month. Four performers, including James, were found to have been infected. In the interim, studios [...]
Maine voters say no to equal rights
Nov 4th, 2009 Posted by Jack Burton | No Comments
On the same day it legalized medical marijuana, Maine joined progressive pioneer states like Arkansas, Georgia and Utah in deciding that marriage is for suckers. No. Wait. Heterosexuals. That’s it. Voters went to the polls and repealed a state law that would have allowed same sex couples to wed. The sanctity of marriage lives!
Tag along with MeatBazooka as we do Halloween, Playboy style
Nov 1st, 2009 Posted by admin | No Comments
Playboy knows a thing or two about a thing or two about partying. Hef is officially 821 years old and still parties with his three girlfriends. Playboy likes throwing parties just for the hell of it.
