Met-Art model Eufrat dives headfirst (Don’t do that in a bathtub. That’s not safe.) into this pictorial, and I, for one, couldn’t be more pleased. You know what else pleases me? Snicker doodles. Pretend you don’t agree. I dare you.

Eufrat is the perfect mix of MeatBazooka Approved(rubber stamp pending): perfect curves, natural breasts, a plucky smile and a twinkle in her eye that just drives me bat-shit crazy. And is that Koehler? Buy it for looks indeed!

Follow the link to Met-Art. That party’s just getting started.