What’s behind our fascination with royalty? They’re just normal people, right? Obviously not, silly! I mean, why else would I spend an entire Saturday on the couch watching Monarchy: The Royal Family at Work just to see how the Queen receives guests and drinks her tea? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Royalty is sexy. And so is Russian Princess Sasha. Now granted, we don’t know if Sasha has any royal blood pumping through her veins, but do we really care? She’s fucking gorgeous. Not just gorgeous, fucking gorgeous. Cause nothing says “royalty” like profanity!