Ok, so she’s not a mermaid. She doesn’t look anything like Daryl Hannah. And I’m pretty sure she didn’t name her vibrator John Candy (cause that’s just weird). But Nena Blue’s Madison absolutely attacks her lady parts with that vibrator. If that doesn’t make a splash, I don’t want to get wet.

Miss Kingsley and I like to keep it simple here at MeatBazooka headquarters. Rule No. 1: If it’s hot, post it. Rule No. 2: If it’s hot, post it. Rule No. 3? Keep the seat down. What is this? Communist Russia? I don’t think so. Where was I? Nena Blue. Right. Nena Blue has been churning out sexified goodness (Real word: sexified. Honest.) for a while now, and we’re on board 100%.

Click here for more of Madison. Don’t be afraid to dive in. I’ve got my life preserver handy.