You wouldn’t think that milk needs a good PR guy. I mean, it’s milk, right? Strong teeth. Healthy bones. Who doesn’t need milk? Yet they usually managed to hit one out of the park. The “Got Milk” ads have been around for years, and they’re pretty kick ass. You know what else might sell milk? Sex. Get the fuck outta here!

Nicolle (the extra L is for luscious, I’m pretty sure) from FEMJOY serves up an ice-cold glass of sexy as fuck. Calcium. Vitamin D. Nipples. Wait, what?

For more yummy pictorials, go here. For cookies, click here. I prefer snicker doodles. Who doesn’t, really?