Anita first caught my eye a few weeks ago, but since Met-Art sends us new galleries faster than I can masturbate to them, I got distracted by boobs and butts and didn’t get it posted. My bad. Don’t worry though. Her new pictorial is even hotter than the last one.
Masturbation Overload
Mar 17th, 2010 Loved by Miss Kingsley | 0 Comments
Next they’ll need Tiger’s inflatable lawyer
Mar 16th, 2010 Loved by Jack Burton | 0 Comments
Because nothing flies off the shelf like a celebrity sex doll, adult novelty manufacturer Pipedream (company motto: Making powerful enemies, one blow up doll at a time) has just released the Take Home Tiger Love Doll. I’m not making this up. There’s a blow up doll. In the likeness of Tiger Woods. Oh Pipedream. Thank you for bringing the “gag” back to “gag gifts.”
Single Serving Sexy: Blown glass
Mar 12th, 2010 Loved by Miss Kingsley | 0 Comments
From GalleryCarre.
Morning Wood: Frenchtastic
Mar 11th, 2010 Loved by Jack Burton | 0 Comments
“Trois Nuits” from denisdessins.tumblr.com
From Hollywood to your wood, 3D is all the rage
Mar 10th, 2010 Loved by Miss Kingsley | 0 Comments
Don’t worry, it’s not your eyes. And we haven’t started posting crappy, fuzzy photos either. It’s porn. In the third dimension! MC-Nudes is among the first of their kind to offer galleries in 3D. In addition to their always sexy “regular” pictorials, each month they feature several of these fun, new 3D sets.
So grab your 3D glasses and check out Adela’s gallery!
We all need a little alone time
Mar 9th, 2010 Loved by Miss Kingsley | 0 Comments
Cody Cummings loves to fuck, but he also loves to jerk off. He looks sexy as hell doing it too. This video had me seriously turned on. Just watch the way he pulls his cock back into his ass…it’s fucking hot. If you need more Cody Cummings, which, let’s face it, is just a given, you can find him here.
Madison makes a splash
Mar 9th, 2010 Loved by Jack Burton | 0 Comments
Ok, so she’s not a mermaid. She doesn’t look anything like Daryl Hannah. And I’m pretty sure she didn’t name her vibrator John Candy (cause that’s just weird). But Nena Blue’s Madison absolutely attacks her lady parts with that vibrator. If that doesn’t make a splash, I don’t want to get wet.
Porn Detection Stick? How about a Mind Your Own Business Stick?
Mar 5th, 2010 Loved by Jack Burton | 0 Comments
As if everyone isn’t already up in everyone’s business, along comes a company named Paraben and their handy-dandy Porn Detection Stick. Everyone can relax! Paraben’s here to rescue us from all those hidden porn pictures on our hard drive. Gee. Thanks.
