If Jack writes this post, he’s just a dirty old man. If I write this post and talk about Olga’s sweet, young pussy, it’s just hot.
Olga’s sexy rabbit hole
Mar 5th, 2010 Loved by Miss Kingsley | 0 Comments
Lost in translation
Mar 1st, 2010 Loved by Miss Kingsley | 0 Comments
In case you haven’t noticed by now, Miss Kingsley loves anime. It’s fucking ridiculous and it’s fucking hot.
Shake Your Bom-Bom
Mar 1st, 2010 Loved by Miss Kingsley | 0 Comments
I’d like to think that there’s no shortage of sexy asses around here. I mean, we haven’t heard any complaints. (Ha! Someone would actually have to be reading.) You’ll probably notice though that we haven’t been as diverse as we’d like. It’s not that easy to find classy, sexy photos of women of all shapes, sizes and colors. Don’t get me wrong. Beautiful, skinny, Eastern European girls are hot, but give us some more booty, please!
France. Officially not fucking around.
Mar 1st, 2010 Loved by Jack Burton | 0 Comments
You can say what you want about France (and most people do), but contrary to popular opinion, they’re not the meek little pushovers everyone likes to make them out to be. They’re more egocentric than Americans, something scientists still can’t quite prove is mathematically possible. They’re certainly sexier than Americans. And they’re sure as shit not afraid of making a point. With style. Because they’re French.
Single Serving Sexy: Start slowly
Feb 28th, 2010 Loved by Miss Kingsley | 1 Comment
From porno.for.poppets.
MeatBazooka twits! Tweets? Twats? We’ll go with twats.
Feb 26th, 2010 Loved by admin | 1 Comment
Being dragged, kicking and screaming into the social network scene of 2010 wasn’t as bad as it sounds. By God if these two are doing it, we really need to get with the program. And so MeatBazooka emerges, alertly, albeit reluctantly, and states: Which fucking verb do we have to use?
So join, follow, and as always stay tuned. And while you’re at it, become a fan on Facebook too. We’re lonely.
You can’t spell subtext without S-E-X
Feb 25th, 2010 Loved by Miss Kingsley | 0 Comments
We get a lot of promo material here at MeatBazooka. Sometimes that promo material comes with its own story, you know, in case you couldn’t sort out what was going on by yourself. Like this future Nobel Prize Winner:
Brandon Bangs had a stressful day at the gym. He works out every day at the local gym and he is a weight trainer as well. He had to deal with a lot of bullshit from a customer and now he is back home wanting to relax.
Jake Steel is relaxing on the bed reading a mens magazine when Brandon walks in. He notices that Brandon is very stressed out and could use some relief. What a good buddy Jake is by attending to Brandon’s needs.
Jake gives him a nice rub down and an awesome blow job. Jake even wants Brandon’s big thick shaft in his tight ready hole. These two buddies love to please one another and Jake cum’s like a sprinkler with Brandon’s man meat deep inside his ass.
Enjoy!
Wal-Mart dumps porn. World shocked. And awed.
Feb 25th, 2010 Loved by Jack Burton | 0 Comments
In a surprising turn of events that stunned a total of no one, serial free-speech hater Wal-Mart purchased the online digital provider Vudu, Inc. and promptly shut off the porn. Because when I think progressive First Amendment advocates, I think Wal-Mart.
