Welcome to MeatBazooka.com. I’m Rusty, your online porn guide. Kind of like a tour guide, but with nipples. Ok, so regular tour guides have nipples too. That’s not the point. The point is there’s a lot of porn out there, and most of it is bad. It’s my job to sort through the mess. If you have any questions, comments, suggestions, recommendations, perversions, desires or anything else you think we here at MeatBazooka would be interested in, send it my way.

Don’t be shy. Got a question? I’ll try to find the answer. For example, Dan from Kalamazoo writes: “Dear Rusty, My girlfriend wants to put things up my butt. Does that make me gay?” Good question, Dan. The fact is, it doesn’t mean you’re gay. It means you like it when your girlfriend sticks things up your butt. Just remember, safety first! Nothing that doesn’t belong. You don’t want to explain to the ER doctor what you’re doing with a crescent wrench up your hiney.

See? It’s that simple. Send me your questions. Send me your comments. Just don’t send me pictures of your dick. Aw, who am I kidding? You can send those too, I guess. Just don’t be surprised if we end up posting them. Forewarned is forearmed, my granny used to say.

Cheers!

Rusty